Recent content by A.Valiant.Flea

{{Pussy Galore}} You're the ugliest hooker in the stable. You'll have to use every trick in the book to sweet-talk, bribe and threaten your customers into shagging you whilst backstabbing, butchering and sabotaging the competition to become the most successful whore in the Cat's Paw.

Crotchsniffer. {Thee Faithful Hound} You're Dogmeat! The tutorial has your plopping wet and bloody from your doggy mom's pooter underneath the burnt shell of a '74 Falcon (ala mad max). Acid rain is falling and slow easy plumes of smoke come purl across the cracked blacktop outside...

When some clever kid figures out how to use the oblivion editor to edit FO3 - and after a heavy heaping of tits are strewn across the wastes - what's some of your ideas for a scenario? Help Bethesda and the mod kids out - leave your swell ideas here for somebody with the time and talent...

Naw. I kind of dug that. A dynamic world shouldn't play out to your expectations. It was awkward but it justifies any latent dermal based elitism you may have and your subsequent genocidal actions.... or did I miss the point of this part? That scenario would somewhat justify popping the FEV...

Click on the same beard you've endowed you loving digital self with and it disappears of it. My character is endowed like Charlie Manson as I kind of ran at the game with a - well, I AM a vain guy but shit I doubt I'd be shaving with a rusty can out there - kinda attitude. I was wrong. The...

I just thank God and the corporations I finally have the opportunity to play out my fantasy of being a post-apocalyptic bimbo with an Electra complex conversing with the kind of single-celled consumer douche bags I get to grin and bear every day. It's GREAT they survived the apocalypse...

A fine point. If the consensus hasn't seen it before it can't be THAT important.

Ah boy... That's what it really comes down to isn't it. - See harpy's clawing at game consoles most modern kids would think were breakfast cereals by name - It's consumer betrayal. "I pine away at a job I hate that lubes societies wheels in its own little way - is it too much to ask the...

Wank. Has anybody yet commented on the major discrepancy between the old logo and the new one. It's not a "Post Nuclear Role Playing Game" anymore its a "Post-Nuclear Simulation" - put on your big girl panties and deal with it. A unique "I.P." was purchased by a company with money but without...

The less is more constant. Good to know the basest explanation for human behavior is most often correct. A.Valiant.Fleas Constant if you will. Just like individuality is an amalgam of shuffled imperfections (which fortunately we're also phasing out) I think perhaps the strengths in any art...

Ah... conspiracy. Now I'm not out to just be contrary for the sake of it - I just feel if you allow somethings to go unchecked you propel yourself into a world where it'll be perfectly acceptable to make a sequel to Apocalypse Now and dumb it down some for the "T and A" crowd. On a...

The feeling I'm left with after having played through the main story of Fallout 3 and through the majority of the additional quests is that Fallout 3 is like a cover band. They've heard an original band (Fallout 1 and 2 (it's post-modern brother), really liked them and to express those swell...