Mr. Bazooka

"DON'T HAVE ANY!?! DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BELEIVE THAT, MAGGOT? The truth is you have lost an expensive piece of army issue equipment! That suit is gonna come out of your PAY! And you will remain in this man's army until you are fiiiiive-hundred and ten years old, which is the number of years it will take to pay for the suit of Mark II Powered Combat Armor you have lost! Now report to the armory to have a new suit issued to you, then report back to me, private. Dismissed."