No Mutants Allowed

Like people who smoke e-cigs, they have to just turn something inocuous and even healthy into an excuse to be douchebags.

You just live in a crowded city. Plus you are also a bit of a douche so there's that.

Only online tho.

I'm not that much different. More easily understood perhaps. I am a dick when people are dicks.

Are mopeds alright in your book?

They really are douches. Annoying noises.

It's not the bikes that are annoying, it's the people themselves. Like you can't talk about anything to them without their bike being in the conversation or them going on long un-solicited sermons.