No Mutants Allowed

Turns out I was being too optimistic because it's not even a fucking month into this Pig Muppet's presidency and the shit is already getting heavy.

You have to restrategize. Since you are always negative allready, your inherent negativity negate any additional heartfelt negativity you might want to communicate

What you must do, is turn it around, and be super cheery and up-beat, as a new base line. Once your peers have accustomed to this new you, your negative expressions will be recieved with considerable more credence

That war with Venezuela is gonna be so swell Pals! I hope my nephew doesn't get sent to die in another country, because then I would have to bring his rad birthday party across borders! YEAH!

When Venezuela blows up the bridges crossing the Magdalena river it's gonna look so groovy! Like fireworks!

That reminds me, I should play Mercenaries 2 again sometime.

I won't need videogames now that a real groovy COD campaign is happening in my country again!

Walpknut you are near one of the last bastions of freedom on the planet. Expect war until it is gone. Your only hope is if the West gets nuked into oblivion.