No Mutants Allowed

at least it wasn't crack. that shit is a straight ripoff. lasts for two minutes then you gotta go buy more. man eat my dick, at least methamphetamines last a couple days. smart shopper that @AureliusofPhoenix

I’m fucking crying. But also Squigly don’t do meth or crack lmfao

You're absolutely right. He should mug a guy with ADHD and take their Adderall instead. That way it's free.

You guys are a horrible influence on her lmao

or you could fake HDHD because every kid that's even slightly giddy isn't just being a kid, no, they got the brain defects and the HDHDs and DRUG EM UP!!! what's that you're sad all the time? well thats not how i think you should be DRUG EM UP!!!

what's that your moods change easily? ooh that's some undesirable behavior you got there DRUG EM UP!!! what's that you see things that ain't there? -- okay that one's legit...

actually dont do drugs. becuase they really do change who you are fundamentally as a person and that's terrifying isn't it?

I saw things and my moods changed rapidly lol.

And as for them fundamentally changing who you are, yes, but that’s what I wanted. That and to die. Hence why I mixed cocaine and whiskey use and had an instance of almost ODing

... no offense dude but that's such a woman's way to kill yourself.

one time my mom's boyfriend OD'd in the bathroom. that story has become a bit of a workplace meme because i told the story of the time he beat my mom in the head with a 2X4 and then very nonchalantly at the end added "anyways 3 days later he OD'd in our bathroom" so now, at least in my department, stories are frequently ended with "anyways 3 days later he OD'd in our bathroom"

That’s both hilarious and depressing.

And yeah, but if it makes you feel better I’ve hung myself twice, both times been found dangling, slit my wrists once, and every time going to the ER afterwards flirted with the Crisis Ward nurses.

ha ha i've never flirted with anyone because im a pathetic faggot too afraid to leave the closet HA HA HA!!! but no actually she got hit in the head maybe one time before she turned on him and chased his ass down the street. we didn't see him for 2 days XD

Sounds like the prick deserved it.

eh... not really tho. if the overall relationship had a villain it would definitely be him but i'll be goddamned if she wasn't just as abusive toward him. she'd yell at and berate him for literal hours before he'd eventually just snap. remember that radiohead song? "you do it to yourself and that's why it really hurts" i've never had a lot of sympathy for either one of them tbh.

love my mom and all but you can only watch someone make the exact same mistake over and over again for 5 years before you just stop caring.

@R.Graves that’s fair. Well I’m sorry to hear that regardless man.

yeah well... he's in jail last i heard. she's still on drugs and she lost the house and is living with her bf's mom and my brother is on house arrest so... i think bailing was the right decision. sometimes you just gotta go be a fuckup somewhere else, you know?

Well, I’d argue you’re not a fuckup from what little I know about you.

... everybody that ever existed is a fuckup in some form or another my dude. you can have all the success in the world and be as friendly and loveable as possible but then you accidently rape like 60 women... for example.

I don’t think that happens accidentally or that Cosby is the best example, but I get what you’re saying.

i mean... the joke is that cosby is possibly the worst example but okay.