No Mutants Allowed

I mean, being the one sober guy around drunkies is a pretty fucking shit experience no matter who it is.

as a kid my mom would take us "camping" but actually we'd all just go into the woods down by the river where she and her friends would get drunk AF. i used to dig holes and watch em fall. this shit would go on for days.

they'd give me shit for it and i'd be like "can't dig holes at home"

Just need a stronger shovel.

nah i mean we didn't own the property that our trailer was on. plus it was just me being a cheeky cunt. i was basically saying "you're only having fun becuase you're drunk and you're friends are here its been three days fucking take me home already I WILL BURN THIS FUCKING TENT I SWEAR TO GOD!!!" "TRY AND FEED ME BREAD FOR DINNER ONE MORE FUCKING TIME I SWEAR TO GOD I"LL PISS ON THE WHOLE LOAF"

Yes. Drunk and drugged and maybe throw some roid-rage on top of that. Things can always get hilariously horrible, depending on your luck