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Paladin Hank
Paladin Hank
You're training so that you're ready for the day when that bear will inevitably attempt to maul you. Remember... aim for the groin for critical damage!
KingArthur
KingArthur
Yeah man, getting SO ready lol. NH has been put on hold, maybe indefinitely, because of unforeseen circumstances of someone entering my life. Long story short archery and hunting might become more a hobby than a way of life; still pisses me off that that assholes skull made it so I can’t shoot my bow anymore tho
KingArthur
KingArthur
I’ll PM you what happened
yfk12
yfk12
What kind of someone?
KingArthur
KingArthur
The good kind. The kind that makes it so you’d go through the pain of addiction 100 times over to be with them.
zegh8578
zegh8578
Careful with stuff like tendons and such. Let these things heal properly. Usually, most civilized people only encounter minor external cuts and bruises, which heal like *snap*, but anything "deeper" require a bit more patience or you may make matters worse
KingArthur
KingArthur
Mostly just bruises and minor damage from smashing a hard object repeatedly, but I’ll give them time to rest. Thanks zegh
Supermarauder
Supermarauder
Crossbows can have the force to slice a finger off if fully drawn back. So i'd be VERY careful when loading the arrows into one if you ever obtain one.
yfk12
yfk12
Bolts. You put bolts into a crossbow, not arrows.
Peasant.
KingArthur
KingArthur
Kids play nice or I swear to fucking Christ I’ll turn this goddamn chat around
yfk12
yfk12
Will you punish us, daddy?
Supermarauder
Supermarauder
Sorry, I put arrows in my crossbow.
KingArthur
KingArthur
“I will NOT call you daddy, that shits disturbing” - Black Rose

That shits disturbing man
yfk12
yfk12
Well, isn't the disturbingness of one's shit really just a matter of perspective?
KingArthur
KingArthur
Maybe you’re right
yfk12
yfk12
Of course I am. I always am.
KingArthur
KingArthur
*John Cena gif* Are you sure about that?
Supermarauder
Supermarauder
THIS AIN'T IT CHIEF.
KingArthur
KingArthur
Crawling in my skin, these wounds they will not heal
Supermarauder
Supermarauder
FEAR IS HOW I FALLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!
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