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What Kingdom Hearts: 277 Divided by 2.2 Open Your Dreams 0.8 the Pre-Epilogue doesn't sound like it would have a good story to you?
For real though, the story is just convoluted for no reason.

No, I mean Kingdom Hearts: Cinthia, CIN-TI-A, Jesus died for our SIN-TIA.
You know, the one on the Comodore 64.

The plot of a Kingdom hearts game is confusing and dumb.
News at 11.

Games aimed at teenagers with Disney marketing are shallow. Dateline tonight.

THing is, I knew and thought it was probably really dumb. Then for shits I watched a video explaining the plot and it exceeded even those expectations of how dumb animu bullshit it was.

It's pretty obvious Nomura makes up shit as he goes along. The fact that all the mobile games have stupid names to them kinda makes it more obvious.

I still play the games but I can fully admit how dumb and convoluted the story it.

I'll have you know Videogamedunkey created a very simple, cohesive, easy to understand video detailing KH's plot and now I am all caught up with no issues.

*a small fire starts within my hippocampus*

I have a friend who loves Kingdom Hearts and thinks it's one of the greatest games he's ever played. Um, NOPE! I never liked it.

love at the end of the first game where for no explicable reason mickey has his shirt off.

Kingdom hearts combines Teenage weebness, Emos and fans of Disney into one, the trifecta of awful, filtered through Nomura's terrible writing and design sense.

@R.Graves Plus the 0.2 game actually decided to explain why he was shirtless.

Maybe it got too warm or he dripped some ketchup on it?

Nope, he got attacked by monsters and they specifically disintegrated his shirt, and only his shirt.

I am not even kidding.

Is Mickey ripped or is he more anime boy twinkish?

More like his usual shirtless cartoon self except in 3D.