No Mutants Allowed

The first girl i ever like had a penis. the second one didn't. i don't even know what i want anymore.

I don’t have a type, but I’m pretty sure it’s blatantly obvious what I want.

Penis is a deal breaker for me tbh.

Ok what if it’s a cute penis?

Still a penis.

Ok, but if you call it a sissy clitty is it still a dick?

I have no idea what any of that meant.

that's fair i guess. i don't like large areolas.

@Walpknut that’s probably for the best, my dear innocent child.

@R.Graves that’s... oddly specific.

Now that I think about it they are both on the same field of study right now.... shit, did I loop around? Am I gonna go through a Readhead phase again?

Redheads are great. Don’t be ashamed, embrace it

I fear I am regressing now, that or my under active interest in romance made me not realize I am such a basic asshole.

that's because i genuinely had to sit and think about physical turn offs. also red hair is tied for sexiest hair color with blonde. jet black is nice too. come to think on it only one that seems dull is brown hair. huh.

I mean, I’m literally a basic bitch in a hunks body. I’m obsessed with pumpkin spice, and I love basically everyone, sexually at least. It’s why I said I really don’t have a type. I generally go for black girls more’n any other race, but it’s more because they like me than any favoritism on my part.