No Mutants Allowed

Also why does everyone have hipster hair in this game? These cavemen living in cabins made of sticks preserved Barber skills through the centuries after the Machines kicked everyone to death?

They probably used razors and scissors.

To get those onions, Half shaves, Half dreads, fades and Laser lines?

For onions you probably just need some soil and seeds. Water will help.
Laser lines are easy, those robots got a lot of optics and lights and lenses.

Onions are how we call that haircut that is a top knot with the sides shaved. Seriously, everyone has hair like fresh off the salon and it's pretty hilarious.

Yeah I played it for a bit. Game's alright but it's fairly generic while not being too mediocre at the same time I'd say. Couldn't get into it and the idea of robot dinosaurs is what made me want a PS4 initially haha. Wish there was something more special to it.

Funny people raved so hard about what was essentially Red Dead Redemption with cavemen and dinosaurs.

People keep telling me the story is good but so far this is like most cliched story ever. I will play it sporadically, I am still not fully recovered from the Surgery so I am putting off Bloodborne for a bit later, don't wanna rage too much right now.