No Mutants Allowed

... tell him about your plans.

Praying?

Mantis!

Telling that your free wills matter a lot in this grand cosmic game?

Believing in it's existence?

An atheist dies and goes to heaven. After walking trough the gate, he meets god and surprised he ask him, why am I here? I didn't believe in you. God tells him, why would I give you a brain if you don't use it?

A believer dies. He is buried and his body slowly rots. His family mourns him and remember him by his actions.

End of the joke.

I was raised Catholic, but switched to moral-relative paganism. The main difference I’ve noticed between pagans and Christians is that you tell a pagan you’re Christian/atheist and they go “good for you man! Have a nice one!” Tell a Christian you’re pagan and they go “that doesn’t make any sense”, as though the Magic Sky Daddy is so much more logical than the creation of the universe being a team effort.