No Mutants Allowed

Journalize them! Journalize them ALL!!

BWA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

Now go review video games. Hahaa.

Truth and the communication of it, across continents, across populations, is perhaps one of the most noble endevours a human can poss - wait... games? YOU HACK! >:'I

@zegh8578 if it makes you feel better I'm a sports writer who wants to cover crime; hopefully I can prove myself to the studio and switch departments. If I'm getting more permissions with this new pass, obviously I'm pulling my weight; just gotta get the opportunity to cover a different subject.

This better lead to live war correspondence! You'll be the new Simon Ostrovsky - I believe in you!

That's awesome!! I'm sure you'll be able to further climb the ranks!

Thanks, guys.