Never played, watched a friend play once, and it was just 20 minutes of him crawling around in the tightest thinkable black shiny outfit, like tar painted onto the body, and the camera, for some reason, hovering right above the rhytmically bulging butt cheeks
>didn't get dumb until 4
>Ocelot meows for backup
>Old man with bees in lungs
>Psycho mantis
>Cyborg ninja
>"Infinite ammo"
>Naked raiden
I could go on for literally ever