No Mutants Allowed

Does a Thai hooker count? How about two Thai hookers one of which may or may not have a huge clitoris?

I kid. Thai hookers are expensive. It's gonna be two Roma sluts with more std's than I have balls in my Christmas tree.

On the bright side: I hear that Mates Super Safe Maximum Protection Condoms are so stretchy you can fit your testicles in there and at least one ass cheek.

Three of those, a pair of goggles and I'll be a frogman ready for action.

I'm really lonely, guys. (ಥ﹏ಥ)

Annelies is probably getting spitroasted by two black studs as I write this.

If you sense a hint of jealousy in that last post, then you're probably right. ಠ_ಥ

I love you too sugarpuddin`