No Mutants Allowed

That’s how any apocalypse comes. Humans. Even if the end isn’t inevitable, we’ll find a way to make it so.

Imagine how funny it would if the apocalypse was started over toilet paper because everyone was scared of the flu.

People bringing about the end of thousands of years of civilizations over shit paper.

Comedy gold.

Why not invest in a washcloth and a bar of soap? Then you can comfortably take a shit and clean up the mess while the rest of the world dies from excrement build-up in the ass crack. It's just a thought.