No Mutants Allowed

Shove two entire raccoons into your anus while quoting the entire screenplay of They Live from memory.

Oh, and there are no benefits that I know of.

it entails a lot of sexual favors. A LOT.

*A LOT!!!*

So lot's of internal bleeding and and dick sucking for no benefits... cruel world.

There actually are 0 benefits. It's why I quit. There used to be something called Battles which I got to do once before they stopped doing it.

You appear to be on the Left though so you will fit right in.

Yeah, I'm pretty left on most stuff. I'm more conservative on familial issues though.

Ask nicely and I'm sure they'll oblige.