No Mutants Allowed

No dumbass. Nobody wants a Libertarian president. Make a new party up. Go do it with your fancy degrees and spit and vinegar. YOU CAN DO IT! FREEDOMTARIAN.

Libertarians are only good for slitting their wrists to refresh the tree of liberty, a bunch of whiny faggots who refuse to defend the republic because of weed and abortions.

Rand Paul is cool though.

Libertarians might be big out west if the Republicans fuck the Rockies over. But define 'chance' - the Libertarians are the third best party; but that just means...a few mayors, a governor, a senator once. Although, the libertarians have only been gaining votes since 2006.

"Lolbritarians" haha

Why Ron Paul when you can Ralph Nader?

Rand Paul went to the gym with COVID when this shit first started. Hilarious

If Trump dies then Barron will enter an isolation tank and meditate until he unlocks precognition and become Muad'dib to lead us into enlightenment.

Evil Nancy will declare the New Empire of America and take over after crushing Pence's head like a grape.