No Mutants Allowed

I am normally SO omnivorous, it even makes me feel a little bit bad to dismiss a type of drink or edible this harshly, but it is absolutely awful. Cannot stand!

Almost as bad as rakfisk. The latter made me gag, due to the flavor being identical to the aroma of poop (wtf is wrong with my countrymen eating that garbage!? It's rotten fish!!!)

At least root beer didn't taste the way shit smells, so... there's that.

Get a bottle of good root beer or try a root beer float.

I am open to the possibility that I got a bad brand or something, but frankly, I'm also a little bit traumatized.

Bad brand bruh. Gotta get a float. I want one right now actually.