No Mutants Allowed

One of them snarkily retorted something like "yeah, only 2000 years later", seeming to believe that Norway has been pretty much road and bridge-less untill the present day.

Usually, Italians are pretty chill, I guess that whole piaaano vibe goes out the finestra as soon as you challenge The Glory of Rome

Just tell them Columbus was a mass murderer. That really spices up any conversation ...

Tell them unesco heritage is absolutely, completely and irredeemably biased.

Unesco sounds too italian anyway.

Paparapupi?

Hey you really want to cheese them off, tell them the swedes make better meatballs.

Well they kinda do.

Rome ended up being overrun by just about everybody. Nobody conquered the Vikings.

yeah im pretty sure everyone's had their time running a train on rome

*angry hand movements*

*intensive capisce-gesture!!!*