No Mutants Allowed

It'll always *offer* the illusion of a translation, typically simply NOT translating it (while pretending that it did, giving the impression we speak like 50% english)

But worst is when the translations are CLEARLY bonkers, which they way too often are. The more bonkers ones *reek* of algorithmic calculations, rather than actual input.

I want to scream at whoever came up with that shit:
1. THAT'S NOT HOW *ANY* LANGUAGE EVER WORKED!!!
2. YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE SHIT UP LIKE THAT, SOMEONE'S GONNA NOTICE, DON'TCHA THINK!??!??