No Mutants Allowed

- since that remains the reason behind the Kinder Surprise ban - the fact that the large plastic egg inside the chocolate egg poses a choking hazard (IF you wolf the whole damn thing down, like as if you were to swallow an egg whole)

I'm sure they do that for the kids sake also so they won't get sued not because most people here have sloped foreheads like you think. Plus I don't know what the hell you are talking about. American this American that. First it's cheese now it's eggs. Maybe you are the problem haha.