No Mutants Allowed

What, senators tried to ban Marilyn manson in 1996, for "satanic messaging"? I never knew about that. Since I never knew, it must mean nobody was offended by things in 1996.

What, people were fired from their jobs for having long hair and a mustache in the 1970s? That's news to me. Since it is new to me, it must mean none of this ever happened. My reality is only measured by what is not news to me.

What, dancing on the dance-floor was seen as absolutely abhorrent behavior in the 1930s, to the point of public protests? Nobody told ME about that, so I guess there were no offended old reactionary farts in the 1930s. That is how I roll!

What, women were burned as whiches, merely because they showed some form of un-earned expertise during the which-burnings? I thought they were real magic whiches, and needed to be burned, so to save humanity from their evil powers. Who woulda thunk!

What, Catholics tortured and murdered millions only to assert their power, and used moral offense as an excuse? Wait... what are Catholics?

What, profanity as offensive and forbidden language has existed for as long as recorded history? No way dude, my grandparents didn't know bad words! "Fuck" totally came about in 2009.

What, the trope of old men accusing young men of ruining tradition by being too progressive is thoroughly recorded in Ancient Greece, as well as Egypt, as well as occuring in hunter-gatherer societies, suggesting it is as old as mankind? No! That would mean MY edgyness is nothing new! I refuse to accept!

What, my mother took my dads cock deep in her mouth, blew him with passion, while he grabbed her head, and told her dirty things, before she swallowed all of his essence with gusto? Absolutely never! Fuck you! I hate you! Die!

I think you need to switch to Indica bro.

My latest dealer actually brings me named shit. Never had that, "purble haze top hat monocle duuude :0"
Still in no position to argue though, so I'm like "sure buddy, whatever"

Yeah tell him you need Indica to calm that misanthropy down before it gives you cancer.

I have entire books to write, about a society facing collapse, and fragile protagonists trying to live and love. how am I supposed to write any of that, if I turn into a goddamn hippie!?