No Mutants Allowed

Fuckin Poland... Fuckin Russia, obviously... Fuckin Italy, like really... fuckin Greece, fuckin Greeks... fuckin Macedonians, like wtf - also fuckin Albanians

Fuckin Britain! Fuckin England... christ... fuckin Sweden too, with their music. Fuckin Denmark. Fuckin Netherlands, with their language

Fuckin Belgium, seriously, fuckin Belgians, like French, but more Belgian. Fuckin Germans, and that's for centuries, always fuckin around, fuckin Czech Republic - or Czechia, fuckin Prague really, since nothing else is interesting about Czechia

Fuckin Slovakia, whole thing is ghetto + mountains, fuckin Latvia, Fuckin Finland! Fuckin Austria, why is Austria still Austria, and also fuckin Hungary - and Romania, like get a grip Romania, also Bulgaria, like discount Romania or Romania is Discount Bulgaria

If you ever play geoguesser - and the landscape is just "SAD BROWN EUROPEAN" it is _always_ Bulgaria, no other country looks sadder and browner.

Fuckin Cyprus.

"Fuckin Ukraine" feels a bit off as of late, since they're dealing with a lot, but when all this is over, then fuckin Ukraine.

Until then, fuckin Moldova, seriously - if Romania is discount Bulgaria, and Bulgaria is discount Romania, Moldova is discount Romania which is discount Bulgaria which in turn is discount Romania back again.

Then you got Transnistria, discount Moldova, so discount, it has a soviet sickle and hammer on its flag. Like... fuckin Transnistria.

You Americans don't really have this. "Fuckin Mexico!" sounds super racist, "Fuckin Canada!" sounds just bitter.

Some countries I don't think I've fuckin'd, Ireland is one, Estonia, Slovenia even. Slovenia seems nice.

Fuckin Bosnia though, Croatia obviously, and Malta.

Grumpy oldman.