No Mutants Allowed

This is a rational decision that I have made, after contemplating all of the facts

wut?

Exactly. I want to leave no doubt.

Wait. I remember you said you are too unmotivated to play a game like that. Hmmmm :'D

I am. I am sitting right outside of tutorial cave, having a little respite. It's also night-time now, and I'm not going anywhere out there at night.

You sound kinda like a contrarian.

How dare you

Saved the game for now, enemy kills... 6? Bosses 0. I doubt I'll complete this game, maybe not even make it much beyond the opening - it'll turn into another RDR2 or Crusader Kings for me

The series is good but the PVP bros are gay. There is your answer to the Souls question.

Not gonna PVP, too much weird social pressure to perform Man that already brought weird flashbacks to when I tried to do daily activities in GTA Online, forcing me into weird mute interactions with other players; heists were sooo awkward and cringy

PVPing in Souls games is basically cheating anyway.

You're not responding to fad, you're a hipster instead!

Oh god just swing the sword and roll zegh it ain't hard .

I thought Elden Rings is biased toward spellcasting build

It can be.

I just smashed people with a giant sword. sometimes PVP would happen and I'd poke them with a giant sword. they didn't expect that.