No Mutants Allowed

I kept telling my gf - if Ed Sheeran suddenly pops out from around a corner, we're gonna come to blows. There is no way I'm not going into FULL self defense mode if I'm confronted with Ed Sheeran

Fuzzy fringed motherfucker

If you need to act 'ard in front of your gf why pick on Ed Sheeran ? She would think,,,, big deal Zegh beat up ginger Ed.

It's not about being ard, it's about safeguarding yourself from the abomination of Ed Sheeran.
He ruined Game of Thrones - he ruined Eminem! I'm not letting him near me or those I love.