No Mutants Allowed

If not for us people would say "Where did everybody go?" and probably be more happy I guess but to hell with that. To hell with happiness. All in with Neurosis!

If we were Hubbologists we could pay lots of roubles to cure our damage. Or as (don't look me in the eyes Tom said) There is no such thing as depression, people should learn to concentrate more.

I got a big old dick. Sorry that is my tourettes. It is actually rather small.

I have known that fact for weeks and weeks (TRUE) Months even. Sometimes I get performance anxiety after having a wank lool

I think my ex bird wanted me to be well hung ;p By my fucking neck

She would want that until she got it then she would be worn out like a cheap slut. This is adult talk kids so everyone underage gtfo.

Lol. Some other bird I met after ex said " No one has made love to me like that " as I was plating her. I said " Thats compensation for having an average dick. Men peak sexually about 17,19 women more like late 20's. Then some go cock mad lol. If really horny they sit on traffic cones

I've never had a woman say some corny shit like made love tbh. It's either sex, fuck, mess around or something.

I think she was looking for the right words lol. I was decorating for her. Her not long ex would turn up to see his kid a little girl. She just referred to him as the taxi driver. She found out he was fucking around on her. So she had made me spaghetti he had turned up only minutes before. Begrudgingly she said to him