No Mutants Allowed

Well get some bourbon then.

I don't really feel like drinking bourbon right now. Bourbon is a "let me try to drink all of my sorrows away before I blow my brains out" drink while eggnog is a "let me get a nostalgic boner at the memories of my childhood,when I wasn't a piece of flabby fascist filth.

Naw bourbon can be both. Not at the same time of course.

I love eggnog more than I love cumming

What is eggnog?

Garbage.

I just googled it. Looks like shit.

Now Google wild turkey bourbon. Put like, some honey in It. Pass a fifth or two between your friends.

I know about bourbon, fam. It's just the eggnog that we don't have here.

How could you know about bourbon but not eggnog? Eggnog is present in soooooo many Christmas movies.

I've heard about it countless times but never bothered to look into it what it actually is.

They dont have TVs in New Zealand Graves

You guys put tvs in your graves??

Capitalization should have clued you in that I was referring to @R. Graves you dumb sheep fondler

Maybe try proper punctuation next time, you illiterate half-breed.

>breed
Oh I'm sure you know a lot about breeding sheep farmer.

Are you a retarded faggot? Because your inability to use commas and your propensity for butt-buggery would suggest so.