I turn my back away for 10 fucking seconds - BEEP BEEP ALERT ALERT SOMETHING IS HAPPENING ON THE STOVE! Yes, I'm cooking ffs... if I do not react *immediately* FULL FIRE ALARM! ALARM ALARM ALARM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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It even reacts to weight, if I should so something as apprehensive as not cook a TON of goddamn food, guess what, ALARM ALARM ALARM ALARM!!!!!!!!!!!!!