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Don't forget his "totally diverse obese gaysian best friend that finds out his identity because funny shenanigans!!". My god why did Michael Keaton let himself be dragged into this shit

Funny Keaton starred in a movie that shat on the trend of great actors only being able to play shitty super heroes now, then he gets sucked into the MCU's blackhole as a villain, because they have good record with those, right?

Keaton will probably be the only good thing in the movie

WTF? The trailer looked good. The new Spiderman was decent in civil war. Don't listen to walpkunt. He sort hates everything that isn't pokemon.

What part of that fucking cringe fest was good @R.Graves? Was it because you can relate to the "cucktacular spider man?"

What part was bad? Literally what part? There hasn't been a single movie in the MCU that's been boring (well... Maybe the incredible hulk film from 2008) have they been masterpieces? God no. But so far they've been good times with great characters. What more do you want man?

Literally everytime the kid opened his mouth was fucking terrible. All the jokes fell flat, and every actor besides Keaton look like they belong in a Disney sitcom. On your second point every Thor movie have been a complete waste of space

He was decent in Civil war? He just fanboys around almost like he is a tumor from another movie with a different tone, takes up like a solid 20 minutes from the movie so Stark and him info dump his backstory and then he farts off from the movie after making a star wars reference... Pure cringe.

The only good thing about the Thor movies is that Kat Dennings is hot.

Antman was also a pretty forgettable movie, and Civil war was a directionless mess only held together because of the cast history in the better half of the MCU.

And wel lthe worst part in general is that Spidey is now just Starks lackey from the get go instead of actually being allowed to stand on it's own, is like Disney is just scared of doing what made the first few MCU movies fun.

They need to stop making spiderman movies. The IP is cursed, just like Fantastic 4.

Well the "Amazing" Spiderman films had producer intervention, so I'm blaming their shittiness on that. The first 3 were solid (the final act in Spiderman 3 was shit though)

First Raimy Spiderman doesn't hold up to time, second one was really good, third one was shit. 1st Amazing Spiderman was good, second one got fucked by being forced to add a bunch of extra toys.

There was a good spiderman movie? Let us be honest, they are all shit, it's just that some are less shit.