No Mutants Allowed

All of these normies stealing my Christmas hat idea. Fucking unoriginal pricks. Get your own festive ideas, I bet you all voted for the political party that I oppose.

But your hat is on the right side, mines on the left. Boom.

Oh man I'm so sorry for disrespecting your heritage like that I swear I'm not a racist.

IT'S TOO LATE! NOW YOU WILL BE RIDICULED FOR A HUNDRED YEARS AND YOU CAN'T SAY SHIT ABOUT ME WITHOUT BEING RACIST! MWAHAHAHA