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SarcasticGoodGuy
SarcasticGoodGuy
Nah he'll try some special plot medicine and be able to move/fight perfectly up until the climax against the white man where his injuries suddenly matter, and then Rey will backflip in and kill Kylo.
Walpknut
Walpknut
Will he say "HEEEEEELLL NAW!" when he fights Snow Cone?
SarcasticGoodGuy
SarcasticGoodGuy
Yeah and he'll be pissed off when butt buddy Po calls him a stormtrooper, and he'll be like "yo dawg only we is allowed to use dat word"
CT Phipps
CT Phipps
I feel for Finn because he really got humiliated left and right in that movie.
Crni Vuk
Crni Vuk
I am the only one who actually liked Kylo Ren? I really hope that they will make him the hero. Or at least let him kill everyone and the Empire win for a change. If only to piss of all those SJWs. WHITE SUPREMACY!!11111
Walpknut
Walpknut
Emo Ren? He has to be the most laughable villain in any movie that isn't a comedy.
CT Phipps
CT Phipps
Kylo Ren is awesome. The whole point is that he's not Darth Vader because he's lionized a sick old Space Nazi into a super badass.
Walpknut
Walpknut
"He is supposed to suck" congratulations movie, your villain sucks and offers no menace.
CT Phipps
CT Phipps
It gives him an arc to become terrifying. :)
Walpknut
Walpknut
That mouse looking emo teenager becoming terrifying? They couldn't even make their protagonist feel fleshsed out, so I doubt it.
Walpknut
Walpknut
Also, shouldn't the heavy of the antagonist start out terrifying? What kind of backwards logic is to have a trilogy where the antagonists are pathetic and easily defeated by an all powerful hero on the first installment?
CT Phipps
CT Phipps
Eh, Kylo Ren was shot by Chewbacca and still beat Finn before losing to the Force. I think it's also a good idea not to pretend you can match Vader.
Walpknut
Walpknut
He beat someone who couldn't even shoot straight and had no training then got beat by someone who had no training. Also it's a good idea to try and make your villain stand on it's own instead of spending the movie going "He is worse than the villain that came before". Then again, the force Awakens was just nostalgia pandering.
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