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zegh8578
zegh8578
He has died (causes of death can be many, such as murder, animal attack, or fall from great height (both accidental or deliberate), as well as being exposed to extreme temperatures)
zegh8578
zegh8578
He has been kidnapped, maybe by some kind of derranged serial killer, who has been keeping him alive thus far, toying with him, possibly torturing him or abusing him sexually. He might also have been kidnapped by religious or political fanatics, being held hostage for ransom
zegh8578
zegh8578
He might have gotten lost, and may at this very moment be desperately awaiting resque - resque that may or may not ever arrive. Considering that in this case, he is most likely lost in the Australian outback, his days will most certainly be numbered
eissa
eissa
enslaved, castrated, scalped in the name of Great horde!
zegh8578
zegh8578
I didn't know that the Great Horde was back in action. Or do you mean Islamic State? If so, he is probably some warlord's personal eunuch by now, singing sweetly with his now much girlier voice
Risewild
Risewild
He got shot in the knee by the NCR and it is now in a cell being interrogated about Caesars plans for the war.
Black Angel
Black Angel
He probably locked himself somewhere down in his basement, working on super sekrit projekt to speed up the progress of making Fallout PnP.
Walpknut
Walpknut
He went to get some Shrimps for the Barbee.
zegh8578
zegh8578
and got eaten by a dingo!
Risewild
Risewild
Here we don't say shrimps, we say prawns!
Walpknut
Walpknut
Aren't Prawns a different animal? Like a Bigger shrimp?
zegh8578
zegh8578
According to wiki it's just a synonym/colloquial term for small, crayfish-like crustaceans. "Scampi" is usually the big shrimp though, but these are culinary terms, and culinary terms are *always* ass-paining biological terms
zegh8578
zegh8578
For example, in culinary world "fruit" and "vegetable" are different things. In biology, any "plant genital" is a fruit, regardless of what old gran or the tv-chef claims. The fruit is the penis of the vegetable.
Risewild
Risewild
Really, no one here says shrimp. I was even corrected several times when I used the word shrimp before "We don't call them shrimps, they are prawns. Shrimp is the american name."
Walpknut
Walpknut
Here We use Shrimp "camaron" for the small ones and Langostino "Prawn" for the big ones. Guess it's all regional bullshit.
zegh8578
zegh8578
Like I said, and wiki said, both "shrimp" and "prawn" are colloquial terms, and do not have strict scientific definitions. If you delve into the science of it, you'll probably be faced with like 120 pain-in-the-ass families, 20 000 species, and that whole thang...
Risewild
Risewild
@Walpknut Similar names to Portuguese. Camarão (shrimp) and Lagostim (but lagostim is the name for crayfish).
zegh8578
zegh8578
I always had trouble finding out what the hell we sometimes eat here in Norway, always refering to "eh, like small lobsters" and people all "wtf you eat lobsters!? Are you a millionaire?" untill I found the word "crayfish"

And there's 67 000 species, my bad.
zegh8578
zegh8578
Crayfish - cray. In Norwegian they are "kreps", cra, kre. Kre -> Kra. Krabbe = Crab. Latin = Cancer. The crayfish called "cancer" on the whole star-sign thingy. I love etymology.
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