No Mutants Allowed

Yes I am terrified right now. Really. No joke.

Has you're dad come home drunk ?

Or is you cat trying to eat your toes ?

First of all my dad's teetotal, second I have no cat and third I already ate my toes a long time ago. Since then I've had to walk around with stabilizers attached to my ankles.

Do you think thats wise to eat your own toes ?

Wouldn't recommend it, too cheesy.

Do you think it wise to joke about serious issues. Because I remember there was this depressed guy once and he cut his toes off with a staple. It really big issue where I live