No Mutants Allowed

bring them home for me since it'd be a waste of books.

The books?

50 Shades Of Grey. The whole trilogy.

This is gonna be fun.

I doubt she even knows that they are pretty much shittily written soft core porn.

Firepaper, toilet paper, wall insulation, cup mats, door stops, table prop etc, there's loads of things you can do with books besides reading 'em.