She prefers Wombat King!
No Mutants Allowed
Risewild
Hassknecht
Probably AIDS. And cancer. Maybe some syphilis on the side.
eissa
i prefer pure, undilluted, mentally and physically healthy human being 
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Hassknecht
Sounds like me, except for everything you said.
eissa
@Hassknecht Suit yourself :)
Hassknecht
Gotta downplay my magnificence so the plebs won't feel to bad about themselves.
Millim
That rules me out... I'm a fat fuck...
R.Graves
When she literally describes perfection you know you have no chance with this girl.
lolpop109
I think its a trap ....
Risewild
I would be perfect by that description, except I am too old \(^0^)/.
Hassknecht
I guess the world can be lucky that I can't grow a proper beard. Democracy could never work if there was a man of such utter perfection around that you could worship as God Emperor.
eissa
tbh i cant choose because these two are just lovely couple and i cant dare myself to break this unholy union... http://i.imgur.com/N3Nic9N.png
Hassknecht
They wouldn't want your womanly filth around, anyway.