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  1. joevonzombie

    Thoughts on the Bioshock series?

    I loved my time with SOMA, but the game would have been better off had it just been a first person adventure game/walking sim. The stalker escape elements really felt out of place where in Penumbra, it felt natural. That alone is what makes Penumbra Black Plague their best game to me. I think...
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    Things you don't like

    I hate the fact they were mandated to use a central location and that they had to use Fallout 3 as a template.
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    Thoughts on the Bioshock series?

    In all fairness, most of the people who allegedly practice this stuff don't really understand how it works either.
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    Most Hated Fallout Character

    Your Dad... fuck that retarded fuck.
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    General Gaming Megathread: What are you playing?

    I've been in a point and click adventure mood as of late, currently working on the Black Mirror trilogy. Finished the first game and despite its glaring plot holes, I enjoyed it.
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    Fallout with the best written dialogue? (Please provide a quote from your choice).

    Translation: Because NV's characters have coherent motivations and personalities that for the most part make sense, New Vegas is pretentious. Fallout 3's characters are barely even characters and almost everyone from your dad, to the BOS, to the random raiders are all painfully fucking stupid...
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    Thoughts on the Bioshock series?

    I would highly recommend you try Bioshock 2, Minerva's Den is worth it alone. On a side rant: Amnesia: The Dark Decent is one of the most overrated games of the last 20 years. Frictional created one of the greatest lovecraftian video games of all time with Penumbra: Black Plague and then had to...
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    Thoughts on the Bioshock series?

    With Bioshock Infinite, Ken Levine had climbed so far up his own ass, I simply could no longer bear to wade through the shit and continue to follow. My personal favorite would be Bioshock 2 because there's actually a competent shooter there where as the entire "game" aspect of the original...
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    The Witcher is coming to Netflix.

    The Witcher is coming to Netflix.
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    Nintendo Switch Thread

    I've had one since launch and its really skimpy on features and games. Once I finished Zelda, the thing has collected dust.
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    No, I don't want to be in your shitty progressive metal band.

    No, I don't want to be in your shitty progressive metal band.
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    Divinity original sin 2

    GM Mode just sold me this shit.
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    Attempting a Sterling Archer play-through of Alpha Protocol. Three hours in and most of the...

    Attempting a Sterling Archer play-through of Alpha Protocol. Three hours in and most of the supporting cast already hates me.
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    Prepper Plans Thread

    Im about two hours east. Its mostly farming communities out here.
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    Prepper Plans Thread

    Where I live in southern Alabama or as I like to call it: God's confederate rectum, this is the case. There isn't shit out here.
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    The Ultimate Movie Thread of Ultimate Destiny

    Westworld looks more like The Dark Tower than whatever the hell that nonsense is supposed to be.
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    Rogue One is just as egregious as the prequels, but for completely different reasons. The first...

    Rogue One is just as egregious as the prequels, but for completely different reasons. The first level of Dark Forces was more entertaining to me than Rogue One.
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    Can we honestly say Fallout 4 is better than Fallout 3?

    I think Strife from '96 is better at being what Bethesda intended their Fallout games to be.
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    What if CD Projekt made a Fallout Game?

    Considering how sloppy the official games are and the blatant disregard for canon in those games, I don't think it matters.
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    What if CD Projekt made a Fallout Game?

    I don't see how stating the obvious is"edgy."
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