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  1. Eumesmopo

    Starfield

    People who were sitting on the fence and wondering if it was really that bad bought it because of the sale. They quickly realized that indeed it really is that bad.
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    Gender politics in The Outer Worlds

    There are some romance quests, including that one with the "romantically lesbian asexual" (yes, that's how she actually identifies herself) pajeeta companion. The issue is that every time it comes up the player is supposed to act as a wingman/cupid who matches other people up with no motivation...
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    Starfield

    He actually did say something along the lines of "then when your game comes out, if you are lucky, you get to ignore the reviews" in his infamous talk at GDC. He's an incredibly cynical person who truly doesn't give the slightest fuck about the quality of his work. He only occasionally cares...
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    Gender politics in The Outer Worlds

    The answer is jews.
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    Gender politics in The Outer Worlds

    Yeah, but at least the rest of the game wouldn't suck (at least not in the metaphorical sense).
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    Gender politics in The Outer Worlds

    It's not like if you take out Parvatti from the game it suddenly becomes an alright and average game from 30 years ago. There's hardly a character or location in that thing that doesn't reek of globohomo and feminism. Playing that thing you can almost physically feel the blue hair, fat folds...
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    Gender politics in The Outer Worlds

    I don't care if the women are ugly, but I do care when they got obviously designed to push an agenda. It's not a fucking accident that 75% of the NPCs in leadership positions are females and 100% of all female NPCs look like butch lesbians (and probably are, too). You don't even need to go...
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    Obsidian repeatedly declined by Bethesda to do more spinoffs for their games

    Well, they weren't always like this, so someone done effed it up.
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    Obsidian repeatedly declined by Bethesda to do more spinoffs for their games

    I don't think that copium is going to work when Starfield didn't sell that well either. That thing was getting dominated and buttfucked on the steam charts by CP2077 and BG3 even just a few days after being launched. Not even the reviewers on steam who actually wasted money on that thing think...
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    Obsidian repeatedly declined by Bethesda to do more spinoffs for their games

    Yeah, because Starfield sold 8 billion copies and won every GOTY award ever and RPGs with actual storytelling and complexity like Cyberpunk 2077 and Baldur's Gate 3 were hated by everyone and sold no units at all.
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    Obsidian repeatedly declined by Bethesda to do more spinoffs for their games

    Nah... Todd is the CEO of the company, he makes all of the top level decisions. He could have fired Hines and Emil on a whim if he wanted to. As a matter of fact, the only reason Emil got all of his writing and design roles despite his extreme ineptitude for storytelling is because he was a...
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    Obsidian repeatedly declined by Bethesda to do more spinoffs for their games

    Bethesda hates the fact that New Vegas mogs their shitty fanfics to oblivion. They learned their lesson and aren't going to let a moderately competent studio touch "their" franchise and make them look bad as a result.
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    The best Moral Dilemma in the series?

    I thought you could do both, though?
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    The best Moral Dilemma in the series?

    The Pitt is really unusually good for Bethesda standards. The story and atmosphere feel dark and oppressive and the gallows humor is on point. It makes me wonder how the fuck did a post-Morrowind Bethesda employee actually got allowed to write and design decent content for one of their games. I...
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    New Mad Max-movie coming next year: FURIOSA : A MAD MAX SAGA

    The first like 30 or 40 minutes of it were sort of ok. Midway through the whole thing kinda of goes off the rails and has some Fallout 3 levels of goofiness going on.
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    Fallout TV-show Teaser Trailer just dropped

    * Click the youtube link * Drop a dislike * Cast an incantation of hate filled with expletives into the void of the comment section * Don't even bother watching that shit * Pray to ЩАДАНАКАР for the slow agonizing death of Todd Howard, Jeff Bezos, Susan Wojcicki, Larry Fink and of all the...
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    New Mad Max-movie coming next year: FURIOSA : A MAD MAX SAGA

    Fury Road was already a bit of a drag that was only tolerable because of all the cool action sequences. This one can't possibly be good. Honestly they should have stopped making Mad Max movies after Road Warrior, at least it would be able to end at its peak and rest unsullied in our collective...
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    Ave, true to Caesar.

    Ave, true to Caesar.
  19. Eumesmopo

    Starfield

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