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I'm sorry, but... Bahahah. It should be more than clear at this point that Bethesda possesses an intentional blindness towards criticism and suggestions, regardless of how deep one curtsies while giving them. Todd Howard is not J.E. Sawyer and Bethsoft is not Black Isle. Like Chucky...

... Read it again. It should be "generally despised", not "general despised". Reading Falloup from start to finish, though, I will say this for it; I can already hear Todd Howard gasping "GET THIS GUY ON THE WRITING STAFF, NOW!" through his tears of crippling laughter.

Err... Unless the FO community is prominently composed of Generals, generally. On the other hand, one error in its newspost is probably far less than this lucid masterpiece deserves. I suggest adding more.

Ah, but I said the industry is run by Herve Caens and Todd Howards. Which is why for several years most PC games have fallen into one of two categories; "shitty failure" or "shitty success". I didn't say the entire industry was staffed by them, either, since every now and then(to phrase it...

Pete Hines... Clarified... Oxymoron. Here's a Q & A session that Peteyboy conducted by email where he esentially says the same thing that he was "misquoted" as saying by IGN PC. Call me nuts, but as the mouthpiece for Bethesda and Todd Howard's best buddy 4 evar, I think Mr. Hines'...

Actually, no, that hasn't occured to a large number of game producers. Chuck Cuevas, John Romero et al. believed with absolute conviction that their shit sandwiches couldn't miss. Todd Howard is under the impression that he produced an RPG masterpiece. These jokers thought that X-COM...

Cute. Are you saying that because you haven't bothered to educate yourself on the subject, or because you've chosen to stick your fingers in your ears and sing "LA LA LA, I CAN'T HEAR YOU" to drown out everything Uncle Pete and The Toddster have said regarding Fallout 3: Brotherhood of...

HAH HAH HAH! Really? Do correct me if I'm wrong, Joel, but that reign has been poking up daisies for the last 7 years. Perhaps the PC gaming industry's status quo of shipping incomplete, maliciously DRM'd, stagnant puffs of vapour that require out-of-the-box patching or user mods to be...

Translation: After observing a mass of shit the size of New Jersey sailing through the air, in a graceful arc towards the fanblades, I concluded that that we should delay the official affirmation that Fallout 3 revolves around an Xbox360 user interface and a realtime twitch combat system until...

Nothing says attention-to-detail like missing the name of the article in question by an adjective and a plural noun. What's that I sense? Educated statements ahoy! That certainly is a head-scratcher. Why would anyone in the Fallout community feel victimized after the franchise has been...

... Said Todd, as he peeked out from behind Pete Hines' community management handbook. Hahahah HAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAH Cute. Given the level of realization present in Toddy's game worlds, he might as well be citing Picasso as his inspiration for doodling flatulent stick-figures. By...

My mind screeches to a halt and fucking boggles. Should I be more horrified that Bethesda thinks Fallout humour is violence juxtaposed with happy cartoon characters, that the SPOnG interviewer thinks violence juxtaposed with happy cartoon characters is Terminator style humour, or that Uncle...

... Because the industry refuses to put serious time and effort behind the development of quality CRPGS and tactical combat games. These days. Go, go, self-fulfilling prophecies.

I have to ask myself a question. Do I trust the senior producer of TES: Oblivion, Ashley Cheng, to be on the level? Yes indeed. I trust Mr. Cheng implicitly.

... I'm not Roshambo. grabcollargoddamnit

Hah. I thought the first part had room for improvement, but taken as a whole, I'd say it's a masterpiece. The sheer amount of information and step-by-step deconstruction of "RT FPS = TEH FUTAR LOL!" should punch a gaping hole through Uncle Petey's bag of tricks. But, err... " ... it lost...

thot ppl wuld liek 2 kno: Because it was locked, the newspost for this article isn't displaying under 'News for Monday, February 12', only the 'Latest Headlines' sidebar. That just looks weird.

I took a swing at re-reading them, but I only got as far as the post where you flamed me while self-admittedly failing to comprehend... ...The point, despite it being explaned to you multiple times in progressingly higher degrees of detail, before I was overwhelmed by a sense of futility. I...

Bzzt. Cluelessness that thorough can only be on purpose, champ. My only question is if you're doing in the persuit of trolling, attention whoring, or both. Calling Oblivion a mindblowingly great RPG means that Desslock has slightly less credability than Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf, as TES:O...

He gets officially paid by Bethesda in the form of reciprocated blowjobs. Try it again and perhaps this time the clue won't evade you. I hear that third times are the charm. There's a subtle difference between liking Oblivion(loving it even) and calling it "a superlative RPG". See if you can...