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Maybe instead of bombs, the Chinese dropped wave after wave of radioactive anvils. Also, the anvils were invisible and you can't feel the anvils.

It probably isn't. No deer-head helmets for Toront.

I wonder what Slavoj Zizek would say if he weren't busy doing whatever the hell he's doing when he's not making films or writing stuff.

They were bandying around 8 endings around the E3 footage.

ALL IS DEAD!

Well, they do have that perk on the Luck ladder that gives you a random chance of earning extra XP, with increasing odds if you have low intelligence. You know, the intelligence stat that boosts your overall XP gain regardless of random chance.

Because they didn't bother to make sure that perks worked together and instead just mashed up a bunch of boosts with no regard to how they interplayed with each other.

IMMERSION! TECHNOLOGY! TECHNERSION!

Don't forget loincloths.

Yeah, if I hated Bethesda so much, then when I do have so many hours clocked in on Skyrim? It might have something to do with Skyrim crashing hard on my save files every so often. But with a few mods, I do enjoy shooting things with arrows and chopping down stuff with an axe.

But then, how would they variety to the enemy types? By coming up with something that isn't a suicide bomber? PREPOSTEROUS

I don't hate Bethesda. I just don't approve of the choices they've made or the people they associate with. So much wasted potential.

Hey! One good thing out of race of bad things! It's my least favorite Bethesda trope!

Man. They really can't find an emotional thread that doesn't try to play on the whole family thing can they? I mean, if you're going to do it, I dunno, maybe do it with a little more nuance?

They pretty much took the protagonist from the Fallout 3 if played evil as the villain and put you in the role of Liam Neeson. I FORGIVE YOU DADSON, EVEN IF YOU ARE THE EVIL ROBOT MAN I ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY SONDAD, NOW WE CAN BE A FAMILY AGAIN.

I didn't even bother to watch it. Anyone who reacts so poorly to spoilers is definitely going to have some issues. And I ain't talking about magazines.

Something something, immune to radiation, something something, stronger and doesn't get sick, something something, rip-off of The Master's plan.

Nice. That was really quite good.

Tossed Caesar

Yo dwag, I Hurd you like embargoes, so we put an embargo on your Fallout 4 embargoes!