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    Fallout 3: official teaser trailer announced

    That's unrealistic at best. Testing the waters and planning ahead according to public reactions has never been part of The Toddler's design philosophy. You're also presupposing that Bethsoft is somehow unsure that the FO community wants the soundtrack of Fallout 3 to resemble the soundtracks of...
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    Fallout 3: official teaser trailer announced

    I'm more curious about why the closest dead tree on the right is transparent, yet I'm rendered speechless from the stunning artistic skill of it all.
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    Fallout 3: official teaser trailer announced

    Oh boy! Let's play "what's missing"! Is it... Any sign whatsoever of Fallout's retro-50's setting? Ding, ding, ding! You are correct, sir! Mmm. Not to mention, I also see that Bethesda's crack<s>head</s> team of artists fail to see the importance of staying true to Fallout's basic...
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    Fallout 3 forum polls and reverberations

    Thank you. I deeply enjoyed the comedy of watching you attempt to prove biased polling by using a questionaire about auto-scaling, something that's widely reviled across both the TES and Fallout communitues, as an example. Keep up the awe-inspiring work. True. But then again, the only...
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    Bethesda's Fallout 3 forums opened

    Oh, mercy. Bethesda bit off so much more than they could chew, my sides are still aching from laughter. This in particular just makes my day. :D
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    Why Bethesda needs Fallout like Vault 13 needs a Waterchip

    Hey, that's neat. You know what else is neat? Bethesda needed Star Trek fans to like ST: Legacy, as well. But what they did was pressure Mad Doc Software into releasing it so prematurely that the PC port remains virtually unplayable, offer barely extant product support, and blackball the largest...
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    Some more Ashley Cheng

    :wall: Ouch! I'm sorry... That's a swing and a miss. No, I remember how at one time or another they themselves have stated their real reasons in literal terms. "Fallout fans hate [insert here] for no reason!" is nothing but another longstanding meme about the community that posesses no...
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    Some more Ashley Cheng

    *cry* Shocking but true. I've never witnessed a member of the Fallout community badmouthing Bethesda just because. I've seen them badmouthed on account of their loving hatchetwork on TES, their ineptness at cRPG design, their attempts to suppress criticism on 3rd party fansites...
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    Some more Ashley Cheng

    Gee whiz, Ashley! Intentional ignorance sure is neat-o, isn't it? Too bad that I'm not much of a shyster, or else I could join you in pretending that Bethesda's immensly hemorrhaged fanbase is something that simply goes with the territory of being a developer, and not the result of The Toddler...
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    PC Gamer blog: everyone will love Fallout 3, except us.

    <center> </center> "Everybody loves Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance. Ipso facto, everybody will love Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel".
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    Fallout 3 in May Issue of PC Zone UK

    Really?! That's just peachy keen. Now do you care to explain the relevence of sales numbers that are nine years out-of-date? In 2003, according to the charts of NPD Funworld, the cumulative sales of Fallout 1 & 2 had reached over 900K units. This was pointed out ad nauseum by a certain...
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    Fallout 3 in May Issue of PC Zone UK

    It's just you, Sport. Given that Bethesda's grand public unveiling of Fallout 3 is at this stage purely redundant in light of their own post-TES: Daggerfall history of raping every property they are involved with into braindead Xbox action twitchfests, miserable failure at(and inabbility to...
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    Fallout 3 in May Issue of PC Zone UK

    Hurrah! Another bumper crop of dipshits. ... Your words of wisdom not only contain stunning insight, but are also tried and true. If only you were a game developer with the Fallout license in your hands, our prayers for an official Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel II would be answered. Oh...
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    Fallout 3 in May Issue of PC Zone UK

    Gee, Pete, why ever not? Could it be for the reason gluttoncreeper and Chuck Cuevas have used the exact same excuse for taking a steaming, cornfilled shit all over Fallout's corpse? MYSTARY. I'm always fascinated with how the license-raping chimpanzees in the gaming industry(or infact, the...
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    Some thoughts on how F3 might not suck

    Cute. Another munchkin who would rather assume things than lift a finger to clue themselves in using cursory research. Since you clearly haven't been bothered to click the link, I will <s>spoonfeed</s> point out here, for the nth time, that Pete Hines has stated on several occasions...
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    Post-apocalyptic movie site

    Mmm. That should probably link to here instead of this banner image.
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    Bethesda retitled their forums

    HAHAHAHAHA!! Oh, Pete. You slay me.
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    World Water Day Fan Art Roundup

    Shit. I'm starting to feel like an editor.
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    Bethesda retitled their forums

    The best alternative is to not be lulled into the false pretense that Bethesda will act upon our feedback, because the "constructive and civil approach" presupposes that they actually will. They haven't played ball with the Fallout community yet, nor will they ever. They didn't play ball...
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    Why did we never post on Falloup Online?

    Okay, that's comedy. And horror, all at the same time. I like it. Shh... You'll make Pete Hines cry.
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