Believe it or not?

[DarkCorp]

http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=6406472

Man must have been really fucked up on something.

 

[Matt]

He must've had a boner, and it was poking through the fly of his boxers. I can't see how he could mistake his weiner for a chicken's neck unless he was holding the chicken between his thighs.

 

[Smaug One]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA That is so fucking stupid!!!!
He must have had some kind of blackout or something.
How is it even possible to mistake your own penis with a chickens neck????

 

[alec]

I always mistake my penis for an ostrich's neck. 8)

Minus the feathers, of course.

 

[Ratty Sr.]

If I were him, I'd kill that dog now.

 

[Wooz]

What the fuck's up with Romanians and cutting off their penii? Seems it's the second or third thread reporting that tendence...

 

[Jebus]

What the fuck's up with Romanians and cutting off their penii? Seems it's the second or third thread reporting that tendence...

I think they're doing everything they can to avoid fucking Polish women.

Smart guys.

 

[Member of Khans]

OUCH.... the pain...

Maybe it was a hot dog... | <- realy bad pun

 

[bob_the_rambler]

hmm and to think that some people will pay money for self castration, when you can do it your self.....

 

[Sovz]

a few more links about Romanian penises

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1050686.html

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1094245.html?menu=news.quirkies


http://www.healthtalk.ca/surgeon_anger_07172004_8993.php


http://www.4-men.org/penisgambling.html

 

[November]

Damn!!! It seems that if I still want to have a penis I must flee from the country

 

[Wooz]

Was in Transylvania recently. Baia Mare.

Strangely deserted streets... must have been the Penis Vampires.

 

[November]

Very strange indeed...
We never heard of vampires in these parts, but some penises are really disapearing violently

 

[Macaco]

Someone should tell them that's NOT how shemales are made...

Damn Japanese and their dickgirl comics, destroying the lives of good commies...

 

[The Vault Dweller]

(grabs his piece as he tries to imagine it being cut off)

Oh man that's just to much to bear...if he had a boner he probably would have died of blood loss or shock.

As for the dog...I sure hope it enjoyed that sausage 'cause when the owner gets back he's gonna put it down.

Ergh!,
The Vault Dweller

 

[Wooz]

He'll have tp put it down, open up the dog and fish his chewn, half-digested dick out of the dogs' entrails.

And sew it back on. Yummy.