Does anyone else really, REALLY, hate Jamie Oliver?

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I do.

I think he's a complete fucking moron, and the food he makes doesn't even look that good. You know, man, you don't have to put lime in everything you make.

The reason why I'm going off like this is that I've been without tv for about 6 months, and now that I finally got it back, there is nothing on except Jamie Shithead.

A couple of my friends even started trying to act like him a while back. They'd go: "Oh, I think I'm just gonna whip up something special to eat. Hmm, I guess I'll mix some lime and olive oil with pasta." Who needs that shit?

Whatever happened to the one and only television chef worth anything? I'm of course referring to Floyd, the travelling chef. Now, there was a guy who could cook well while drinking heavily. Great entertainment.

Anyway, I guess I just wanted to let off some steam and maybe find out if I was the only one here with an intense hatred for Jamie Oliver.
 
Who the fuck is Jamie Oliver? Who the fuck cares about Jamie Oliver or even watches culinary TV programs, besides frustrated 50 year-old virgins with their hormones dried out? (Note: Said people are known to be cat freaks and/or vets)
 
Wooz said:
Who the fuck is Jamie Oliver? Who the fuck cares about Jamie Oliver or even watches culinary TV programs, besides frustrated 50 year-old virgins with their hormones dried out? (Note: Said people are known to be cat freaks and/or vets)
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Hey man, Floyd was entertaining. If you never saw him, you missed out. That being said, the reason I watched Jamie Oliver last night was that I couldn't sleep and there was nothing else on.

And my problem is that people apparantly do care about Jamie Oliver; they air the show twice a day, and if you go to the book store they have about 10 books about him.
 
The solution is simple. Tell everyone he's the person responsible for Pantera's break-up, then shoot him.
 
I like Jamie Oliver. His recipes are interesting, even though they sometimes taste like shit, at least it's a thousand times better and healthier than crap served at McDonald's. Plus Jamie generally seems to be a nice guy. Did you know that he runs a chef school for young delinquents, thus helping get them off the streets? That's a worthy cause.

Bah, if you don't like him, don't watch him - it's that simple. I don't watch his show, but I wouldn't mind eating at his restaurant some day.
 
Because Paladin Homo is giving him a blowjob live under the kitchen sink where he prepares his food. That's why he's got his tongue stuck between his teeth all the time, he's cumming continuously.
 
Right Baboon, enough is enough. This is a warning, stop making posts like this in General Discussion.
 
Marek said:
Why is Jamie Oliver called the naked chef by the way?
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Maybe it's because he seems to be stripped mentally.

Just a suggestion, I didn't ever actually hear him being called The Naked Chef.
 
Apparently his television show and one of his books are titled The Naked Chef. In his own words: "It's basically stripping back to the bare essentials."

Not that I know anything about the topic, but all it took was a quick Google search.
 
I am with Wooz on this. Who is Jamie Oliver?

Please tell me we have not shifted from a post-apocalytic site to a cooking channel fan site.
 
Haha, that's what it has come to. Recipe threads, baby name threads... I give it a week before someone posts something along the lines of "What's joor favrouuite Pokemon LOL??!!"

Comrades! To arms!
 
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