Ever suck the Devil's toes in the pale moonlight?

Ratty Sr.

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It is with great pleasure that we announce a new No Mutants Allowed main page feature - the first ever NMA web comic! Written and drawn by Alec, a famous Belgian writer, cartoonist, foot fetishist, sexual deviant and long-time member of our community, this comic is sure to enrapture any Fallout fan with its humor, colorful drawing style and mature themes.

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Alec has agreed to draw a new panel every Wednesday and Saturday, though this schedule should be regarded as tentative, as Alec is constantly busy working on his latest book and having kinky sex with his girlfriend. A thumbnail of the latest panel will always be shown on the main page, squeezed between the Latest Article section and the NMA Poll. All panels will be archived here.

If you have any suggestions or criticisms, drop Alec a private message. If you *really* like the comic and want to show your appreciation, remember that Alec loves nothing better than beautiful female feet, especially when they are covered in bodily fluids; so get a digital camera and start snapping.
 
Ratty said:
Alec has agreed to draw a new panel every Wednesday and Saturday.
cool. that would totally rock.

although i do think artists like Alec aren't exactly the most likely to stick to that kinda schedules unless there are pretty feet involved.
 
he can't be president (well, unless he dethrones our socalled 'king'), but he might stand a chance for prime minister.
 
yey congrats to alec. you can suck my sixth toe any day (if you -- against all odds -- turn to male feet some day)
 
HEY! WTF! Why wasn't I informed about this! You can't just do this, man! This is copyright infringement, dude, I'm so gonna get your arse for this shit!

:roll:

Or wait, maybe I do remember signing some document...

:roll:

But I didn't want to... You forced me... The drugs... The women... Their feet... Now I remember... It was... a trap!

:roll:

Oy, fuck it. Every Wednesday and Saturday, eh? Sheesh... When in fuck's name am I going to write the last version, the friggin' third version of my potential bestseller?

:(

I so feel like smelling some hot girl's feet right now.

Anyway: how do I post them now? Do I just post them in the stickied thread in the Fan Art section and you put them up front, or what?
 
alec said:
Anyway: how do I post them now? Do I just post them in the stickied thread in the Fan Art section and you put them up front, or what?
You PM Silencer and he instructs you how to upload images to that über-fancy gallery he created for you.

Don't forget to upload your older comics before posting new ones (Silencer uploaded the latest one, but there are four or five older panels you posted in the Fan Art forum).
 
i'd say it might be wise to keep those as backup for when the artist is otherwise engaged, such as when he's too busy smelling hot female feet.
 
Ratty said:
You PM Silencer and he instructs you how to upload images to that über-fancy gallery he created for you.

Yup, you now can now upload pictures to your category, much like any user can upload to the Fan Art section Just browse from the file on your disk, fill in the description, click OK, and voila! However, the comic gallery is separate and intended to house all comics immediately after you upload them.

However, the comic will not be visible immediately on the front page, until a newsposter or Admin intervenes. Shouldn't be much hassle, since there's always one here during the day.

Best upoad quality JPG files, as the GIFs may not be resized / thumbnailed correctly by the gallery scripts.

Ratty said:
Don't forget to upload your older comics before posting new ones (Silencer uploaded the latest one, but there are four or five older panels you posted in the Fan Art forum).

Yup, and only the latest one will be visible in the front panel. So if you'd like to keep something as an emergency filler, be my gues
 
SuAside said:
do some research on Vault 69, Jabbapop.

yeah, that's the one where it's one dude and all females. but what's the joke, beyond simply stating the irony that the ultimate "male sexual fantasy" isn't that great? it seems like there's no punchline beyond the reference, because anyone who gets the reference knows that the irony was implicit in its conception. it's akin to drawing a panel with the vault dweller in a bar after being exiled and telling the patrons, "Gee! I performed all these perilous tasks for my vault, and in the end, they give me the boot!" Or am I really that thick?
 
Jabbapop said:
SuAside said:
do some research on Vault 69, Jabbapop.

yeah, that's the one where it's one dude and all females. but what's the joke, beyond simply stating the irony that the ultimate "male sexual fantasy" isn't that great? it seems like there's no punchline beyond the reference, because anyone who gets the reference knows that the irony was implicit in its conception. it's akin to drawing a panel with the vault dweller in a bar after being exiled and telling the patrons, "Gee! I performed all these perilous tasks for my vault, and in the end, they give me the boot!" Or am I really that thick?

Yeah. You're really that thick.

Bummer.
 
Oh well. At least next time I won't be so thick as to end a post with a quasi-rhetorical question which will be answered to my dismay. :oops:
 
quietfanatic said:
Preparing a new panel that is funny and not depressing and rated mature, on a regular basis, seems too difficult.
Hm... Maybe I'll go for the angsty, depressing, immature kind of cartoons then. :wink:
 
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