"Oh, like: 'I should be able to have two guns.
Why can't I use two guns?' Like that." - Dave Hendey
"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican." - Vice-President Byrd
"Like I said, part of the problem." - Chosen One
"I am the bringer of death. Fall on your knees and beg for mercy." - Vault Dweller
(Alternate Version): "I am the bringer of death. Fall on your knees and beg for mercy... Or give me a sandwich, I'm pretty hungry." - Vault Dweller
"It's not easy being green." - Seymour
"I think I saw this same situation in an Anime video once." - Prostitute, New Reno
"I always knew the President wanted to kill us all." - Townsperson, New Reno
"People are always screwing me." - Customer, Mom's
"What are you smoking!?" - Vault Dweller
"The mutants at the watershed need dirtnaps." - Set
"We're a band of musicians, tekheads, geeks, and artists. We thought we'd come back to someplace famous for artistic and personal freedom. I came here to spawn." - Punk, tanker
"When the stars threw down their spears, And water'd heaven with their tears, Did he smile his work to see? Did he who made the lamb make thee?" - Scientist, Enclave Oil Rig
"Whatever." - Wiggum
"Not tonight, I have a headache." - Vault Dweller
"I am Loki, an initiate from the south." - Vault Dweller (do you spot the irony?)
"You see Ed. Ed's dead." - Description
"Wouldn't It Be Nice If Everyone Would Just Die?"
p.s. Anyone else know where my signature comes from?