Guess who's trying to get the rights for a Fallout movie!?

Say what you like about Uwe Boll, but he is one spectacularly fugly motherfucker. He could like win fugliness awards and shit.


[contents of this post are deliberately derailing due to posters inability to deal with the possibility that Uwe Boll could get the rights to Fallout movie]
 
He'll soon have to stop making movies as soon as the German law-loophole gets removed*

Since he's currently working on Far Cry, Fear Effect, Hunter: The Reckoning, Night Claws, Duingeon Siege and Bloodrayne (all announced for 2006, 'cept Night Claws for 2005), there's no way he'll fit in Fallout before that law is removed

* I wonder if that depends on whether Schroeder or Merkel wins. We have to root for the one that'd save Fallout, I say!
 
well, the problem is that even if that German tax-loophole gets removed, there's always a moderate chance that his movies do make a profit. as long as his budgets won't rise above the, say 60 milion max, and the film'll get a world wide release (both in theaters and on dvd).
 
If Boll makes a serious attempt to acquire the Fallout movie license, I swear I will flood his mailbox and DOS his website. Unfortunately, he probably *will* get that license, because he is a fucking moron and completely talentless director, and thus a perfect match for Herve "Fifi" Caen, another fucking moron and a completely talentless CEO. Worse yet, Caen is more than a fucking moron and completely talentless CEO - he is a *bankrupt* fucking moron and completely talentless CEO, and thus likely to accept whatever cash Boll throws his way. In the end, we can only grudgingly accept what we have already learned long ago - that it is Fallout's destiny to be skullfucked by fucking morons and completely talentless people.
 
Graz'zt said:
Worse yet, Caen is more than a fucking moron and completely talentless CEO - he is a *bankrupt* fucking moron and completely talentless CEO, and thus likely to accept whatever cash Boll throws his way.
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this also is my greatest fear :(
 
Graz'zt said:
If Boll makes a serious attempt to acquire the Fallout movie license, I swear I will flood his mailbox and DOS his website. Unfortunately, he probably *will* get that license, because he is a fucking moron and completely talentless director, and thus a perfect match for Herve "Fifi" Caen, another fucking moron and a completely talentless CEO. Worse yet, Caen is more than a fucking moron and completely talentless CEO - he is a *bankrupt* fucking moron and completely talentless CEO, and thus likely to accept whatever cash Boll throws his way. In the end, we can only grudgingly accept what we have already learned long ago - that it is Fallout's destiny to be skullfucked by fucking morons and completely talentless people.
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Why don't you sick your minions at them?
 
You know, I really hope this website is satire. It has to be, with this introduction:
Boll Bashers said:
There are tons of sites out there that are just out to bash Uwe Boll and his movies. But not here!! It has to be said Uwe Boll is one of the most talented directors in the history of film and a genius in the very art of storytelling. Even more, his movies are so much more entertaining than those of other wannabe-directors. Whenever I watch one of Uwe's movies - and that is something you can do again and again - I find myself admiring Boll's interweaving plotlines, strong characters, thoughtful dialogues and brilliant camera work.
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Not to mention this said by a 'fan' of Alone in the Dark:
Steve from Germany said:
I think with a better marketing, this could have been a big hit. I heard it is a blockbuster in Kuwait and Saudi-Arabia so I guess the people there are more open-minded when it comes to a genuinely scary horror-movie like Alone In The Dark which doesn't just stick to lame clichès."
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One thing I never could have guessed would be that Uwe Boll would be such a comedian:
Uwe Boll said:
"With Dungeon Siege, for the first time I won't advertise the fact that it's a video game-based movie. We're doing a big epic with big emotion. If people liked Dances With Wolves or Braveheart, they'll like this movie. If fans of the game go to the theatre as well, then fine. We're happy to attract that audience. But we won't make a big deal about it … it's not going to be promoted like a new Tomb Raider.'" - on 'Dungeon Siege

"I really liked the game because the characters are so great. It has really kick-ass characters and it has that thing, that she's not the Lara Croft, [where] you never see really the breast." - on the game 'BloodRayne'

"Alone is a much better film than House of the Dead and better than most horror movies out today. Today, I looked out at the word of mouth on Alone in the Dark and there seems to be a lot of medium, okay and good reviews coming out. This movie isn’t shit and whoever says it’s shit doesn’t like horror movies." - on 'Alone in the Dark' (Rotten Tomatoes begs to differ.)

"The big battle in front of the house with the MATRIX and TURN TABLE effects, over 100 blood effects and 11000 cuts in 13 minutes will be film history in a few years because in NO OTHER FILM EVER was a similar scene." - on the groundbreaking special effects of 'House of the Dead

"I want to 'thank' our screenwriter Mark Altman whose credit we are now looking at ... I scrapped 30% of the script. " - audio commentary on German DVD of HOUSE OF THE DEAD'
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By the way, did anyone catch where he actually mentioned Fallout? I couldn't find it.
 
Oh Good Lord!

Ngine I dont see you around much, but thank you for posting this.

Fortunately Kotario is probably right that its a sham and if not Kharn is right that he has too many other things to make and if not then we can strap a bomb to Kahgan and send him to play UB a visit...

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller
 
Do you have any links to those "online interviews"? Anyone can put up gossips on Wikipedia, and I wasn't able to google anything...
 
they need to make more castlevania, metal gear solid, fallout, silent hill GAMES, screw movies
 
Joachim said:
they need to make more castlevania, metal gear solid, fallout, silent hill GAMES, screw movies
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They could always make *gasp* ... INTERACTIVE MOVIES!
 
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