Post your nation-specific jokes HERE

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In the spirit of brotherhood, and a world where every nation draws closer and closer together, one has to do all that he is capable of to ensure that hatred between nations continues to exist.

Therefore, this is a place where you can post your condescending, vitriolic jokes towards people of a different nationality. Don't be shy, everything goes.

Rules:

- Only one joke per post

- You can't make fun of Belgians

- You have to rate the joke above you (this because it appears that 'rate this' threads have a longer lifespan)

Moderators; sticky please.

My joke:

Q: Why does a Russian 'operating' in Belgium always steal two cars?

A: He has to drive through Poland on his way back home.
 
7/10

A bit old, but good.

Q: How do you recognize a Belgian in an airport?

A: It's the only person trying to feed bread crumbs to the planes.
 
There are much better Belgian jokes, like the one with the circular room


Why shouldn't you laugh when you see an Arab on a motorcycle?

Because it could be yours.
 
I know the one above with the motorcycle, but with an Albanian, not an Arab :lol:

- Who is the most trustworthy Albanian?
- The one without hands.
 
:lol:
You can tell very easily if it's a Greek posting.He 'll always tell you a joke about albanians
geia sou patriotaki.
 
6/10, reminds me of this one:

How do you sink a Norwegian submarine?
You swim down and knock on the door.
 
8/10, I liked that one.

Here is a lame one.

Q- What do you call two Mexicans on a basketball court?

A- Juan on Juan

Mohrg :twisted:
 
7/10, I love lame jokes

Q: Why isn't Viagra popular in Poland?

A: Because everything that stands up straight for longer than five minutes gets stolen.
 
Jeebs: 9/10, Rocks.
Loxley: 4/10 Meh.

Jealous of the astronautical marvels achieved by the Americans and the Russians, the Belgians declared they'd be the first to land on the sun.

When they were told it was impossible, they said they'd go at night.
 
lol. 8/10

A German and an Algerian are sitting at the shore, their dicks hang into the water.
The German: "Eighteen degrees cold"
The Algerian: "And three feet deep"
 
Wooz: 7/10
Member of Khans: 5/10 - it's kinda old.


A Belgian gangster jumps a man in the streets of Brussels, and shouts 'Give me your money!'

To which the man replies, 'Please sir, I'm only Polish!'

To which the Belgian retorts: 'Then give my MY money!'
 
7/10. A little hardcore, though. Let's not get into the Jew and Negro jokes (because I would win hahahahahahahaha j/k)

Also, does he have to be belgian?
 
A Pole comes home from work one day, hangs up his coat, takes off his hat and walks into his bedroom shouting "Honey, I'm home!"
What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife!
Infuriated, he rushes to the cupboard, pulls out his gun and puts it to his head.
His wife starts laughing.
"Don't laugh!" he screams. "You're next!"
 
9/10

Pretty good.

This one's prolly old. But I feel we need to have some Irish jokes in here.

Q. Why do the Irish have potatoes and the Arabs oil?

A. Because the Irish got first pick.
 
8/10 :)
Q. Why, in Moscow, does the militia have AK47 in addition to pistol?

A. So they can protect themselves when somebody is trying to steal the pistol.
 
6/10, 10/10 for actually making sense this time, though

An American, an Englishman and a Turk have a friendly competition thing going on and one of them proposes to see who could stay in a barn with 10 skunks the longest.

Having set it up, the American goes in first and emerges, gasping for breath, after ten minutes

The Englishman goes in next and runs out choking after ten minutes.

The Turk goes in...

Ten minutes later, 10 skunks run out.
 
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