Random interesting/funny links

[The Vault Dweller]

Here a hacker deletes his own hardrive:

http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=22838

A skydiver hits a plane:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7616142/

These people have a webring...(shudder):

http://otter.transform.to/plushies.htm

These werent funny enough to warrant a new thread individually so I just put them all in one. If you have anything interesting, but random and too small to make a thread why not post it here?

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller

 

[Brother None]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7616142/

Wing hit a Wing!

That one's still a classic

the hacker-thing sucks, they're just assuming he hacked his own files. Morons. Plus I don't think "127.0.0.1" is an external IP addy. But hey

 

[Sander]

EDIT: Okay, so that was stupid.

Anyway, probably the idiot used a program that asks for an IP adress and then tries to get in and try some exploits. Script kiddie and all that. In that case, he ran it on his own machine, and 127.0.0.1 is very valid.

 

[Wooz]

M'ro, the earthworm/squirrel. He's got little feelers on his tummy, just like a real worm, made out of fishing line.

Amanda and Sira indulge in a few hours of Pokemon. (IMAGE)

Jesus Christ.

 

[Lukus]

I'm speechless.

 

[The Vault Dweller]

This man is a hero:

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2002/10/10/1034061260831.html?oneclick=true

We all move on eventually:

http://bbspot.com/News/2003/04/puberty.html

How low can a clown go:

http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/05/25/clown.porn.charges/index.html

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller

P.S.

Thats all the links I have...'til a few months from now when I get a bunch more.

*EDIT*

That guy in Luke's post could be Kotario's brother...

 

[Dove]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7616142/

Wing hit a Wing!

That one's still a classic

the hacker-thing sucks, they're just assuming he hacked his own files. Morons. Plus I don't think "127.0.0.1" is an external IP addy. But hey

Hehe. I want the video.


127.0.0.1 is the IP address of my machine internally, so take it from there. *shrug*

 

[Ashmo]

For smh.com.au:

User: sordid1
Pass: sordid


Bug Me Not - Bypass Compulsory Web Registration.

 

[Tannhauser]

Here a hacker deletes his own hardrive:

http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=22838

You can read the direct story (that is to say, the chat log) here, at least, it is a version translated into English.

It would be such a shame if it wasn't true.

 

[JoeMataius]

Wolfenstein, the leftover lupine. He's got real bolts in his neck (padded, of course,) some plumbing tubes and a compartment for putting small things like a remote control.

I think I'm going to go kill myself now. I've seen satan and now I can die.

 

[Marek]

We all move on eventually:

http://bbspot.com/News/2003/04/puberty.html

Maybe it's just me being moderately drunk, but this one was pretty funny.

 

[Elissar]

I think I'm going to go kill myself now. I've seen satan and now I can die.

I dont believe we've ever really met. Pleased to meet you,hope you guess my name.

 

[Mikey]

I do know, though, that he cost so much to stuff I didn't buy groceries that week.

This man would be so funny to meet. Poor guy.

Ivan and Rose Maria having tea and cookies.

I think I'm going to cry.

But wait....

otter.transform.to/plushies.htm

.to?

.theorder?

 

[Roshambo]

How low can a clown go?

Easy.

http://www.ouchytheclown.com

 

[Member of Khans]

You can read the direct story (that is to say, the chat log) here, at least, it is a version translated into English.

It would be such a shame if it wasn't true.

AHHHH! Oh fuck, there already is a translation? This stays funny in any language, tho.
Seriously there is no german speaking forum I'm registered to where it hasn't been posted yet
Hehe...

 

[alec]

I half-filled Amanda with plastic beads so that she would dry fast if I ever took her into the tub. Amanda, if you haven't guessed, is my favorite!

Where do these guys come from? What do they eat? Who are their parents? What's wrong with this world?

http://www.jokaroo.com/prankcalls/chronicleshadowbanegame.html

-- alec, opening a bottle of William Lawson, ready to give up on humanity once again

 

[Roshambo]

http://www.jokaroo.com/prankcalls/chronicleshadowbanegame.html

I lost it at "slaps me around like a little fuckin' God damn Korean chalupa".

 

[The Vault Dweller]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/burrito_...YguQE4F;_ylu=X3oDMTBidHQxYjh2BHNlYwN5bnN0b3J5

The Centers for Disease Control reported that the nation's teen pregnancy rate fell 19 percent from its high in 1991 to a record low of 94.3 pregnancies per 1,000 women ages 15-19 in 1997 and has not rebounded. Considering that 1991 also was the year that the Internet was launched to the public, this implies that teen pregnancy was dropping at the very time that more teens were logging on and downloading porn.

Hey, hey! pRon stops teen pregnancy...aint that great?

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6448213/did/7669225/?GT1=6428

Pope's old car up for sale...bids top $1 million.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hampshire/4493713.stm

Somehow an out of control car shot into the air and hit the top floor of a house! No it didnt fall like off a highway ramp...it was on ground level...

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/10/19/super_guinea_pig/

Guinea pig...its whats for dinner!

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2004/09/30/killer_hamster/

A Japanese man died after a bite from his pet hamster caused anaphylactic shock.

http://www.bushgnome.com/

You could shoot this gnome...

http://www.ugoto.com/pictures/go/thisguineapighadonehellofanight

Lucky him...

Sincerely,
The Vault Dweller

 

[Mikey]

the other man, who they believe could be the driver, was found under the front wheels.

... How.... ?

Then again, Enlgish people will almost go to the same lengths as Romanians to get in the news...

 

[Question]

The first link is a story abou ta burrito,not teen pregnancy?