Spam has gotten to a new low.

[KillaKilla]

Not... enough... sleep.
The Internet is just one big hate site. This morning, the New York Post reports that the search ‘I hate Britney Spears’ gets 2,000 results. By 9:20 a.m. EST today, the same search gets 2,040 results. That’s a statistically monstrous increase in Britney hating in just the last few hours! By 2004, a number of people equivalent to the entire population of Southeast Asia will hate Britney Spears
-Somewhere, some blog...

Just looked closely at a recent piece of spam, and for the first time noticed the headline: ‘The only solution to Penis Enlargement.’ What do they mean, ‘to’? Is it something you get if your penis is enlarged, and you need a solution to that problem? Does that mean that if you buy it and it shrinks your penis, you can’t sue, since that’s how they marketed it to you in the first place? Spam I can forgive—but linguistically incorrect spam, never
- this is what happens when you can't sleep. You read blogs.

 

[Ratty Sr.]

Holy shit. More than 4500 sites hate Britney Spears right now according to Google.

And how come only 152 sites hate David Beckham? What the fuck is wrong with these people?

 

[Malky]

'Cause he rules.

Beckham is a man among men. He had a spice girl, and a model, and that didn't satisfy him.

A man among men.

 

[Silencer]

And how come only 152 sites hate David Beckham? What the fuck is wrong with these people?

Don't worry, I'd expect it to skyrocket in the next few weeks.

 

[EyeMaster7]

I hate hate sites.

 

[JN359]

An "I hate Britney Spears" search gets more results than an "I hate Adolf Hitler" search.

Go figure.

 

[MadDog]

only 800 sites for "I love britney spears" the first being her site. haha

 

[Ratty Sr.]

There are 5 "I hate Ratty" sites. Go me!

Beckham is a man among men.

More like hermaphrodite among men.

 

[Big T]

There are 5 "I hate Ratty" sites. Go me!

...and none of them are anything to do with you.
This is a bloody stupid way to measure the amount of hatred directed at someone. It just measures the number of sites containing that phrase.

only 800 sites for "I love britney spears" the first being her site. haha

Just check out Google's second entry.

 

[Ratty Sr.]

There are 5 "I hate Ratty" sites. Go me!

...and none of them are anything to do with you.
This is a bloody stupid way to measure the amount of hatred directed at someone. It just measures the number of sites containing that phrase.

You're just jealous because so many people hate me.

 

[Briosafreak]

While searching for whomever would hate me i found someone translated the Fallout3 FAQ to some asian language
http://www.gamerhome.net/main/jingtai/40/21511.htm

Neat, i do wish they had contacted NMA first though.

 

[Ratty Sr.]

I suggest you e-mail them and request that they take it down or at least credit NMA with writing it.

 

[Per]

While searching for whomever would hate me i found someone translated the Fallout3 FAQ to some asian language
http://www.gamerhome.net/main/jingtai/40/21511.htm

Neat, i do wish they had contacted NMA first though.

That's funny. My Fallout 2 guide was translated/modified (hard to tell when you can't read Chinese) by some Chinese person who didn't bother to drop me a mail and say hello. I later asked another Chinese player to get in touch with them on my behalf - no response. Would you call that a pattern? :/

 

[Jebus]

Naturally, nobody hates me.

But of course, I do have a fanclub!

 

[Gus]

A fanclub in which only 50% of the visitors actually think you're cool.. Your fanclub sucks.

 

[Jebus]

The other 50% thinks I'm hot.

 

[Silencer]

That's funny. My Fallout 2 guide was translated/modified (hard to tell when you can't read Chinese) by some Chinese person who didn't bother to drop me a mail and say hello. I later asked another Chinese player to get in touch with them on my behalf - no response. Would you call that a pattern? :/

Chinese are rather well-known for making off with pieces of Western accompishments, so I guess this *is* a pattern.

A fanclub in which only 50% of the visitors actually think you're cool.. Your fanclub sucks.

If he's an optimist, he'll say he's half-loved, but were he a pessimist, he'd say he's half-hated.

 

[Ratty Sr.]

Naturally, nobody hates me.

But of course, I do have a fanclub!

Your vanity and self-conceit are only matched by this guy's lack of HTML skill.

 

[Psychotic Nutcase]

deleted.

 

[KillaKilla]

Only NMA could do this to that post...


Oh God kill me now
(God has sniper aiming at killawith a red dot on his head)

Modified quote. You figure out what show's DVD set I've been watching since April 8th....