Tekken Live Action Movie

Sorry, its MORTAL KOMBAT movie.
And my god, this movie will suck balls if it shares the fate of previous attempts at a movie based on a fighting game.
Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat, Double Dragon.....
 
At least the first Street Fighter movie was hilariously bad.

But Tekken has the least comprehensible story ever in a fighting game.

And I am a big Tekken fan.
 
I think the first Mortal Kombat wasn't that bad really.

Anyway, Tekken. I love the game, I think it would work great as a CGI movie or an anime or something like that, but I really think a live action movie is doomed to fail. It's like Wolverine or Spider-Man or G.I.Joe. It's all cool in a comic book or a cartoon, but when this characters are "moved" in the real world they either have to change so they'd fit better or look really retarded in bright spandex.
 
Fail on top of a shit sandwich with extra mold.
It's crap. Instantly.
I wouldn't like to see more video game to movie translations. Or anime to live action feature length movie.
I've also heard terrible rumors of remakes.
Such as total recall.

Dear Hollywood,
Fuck off and get original again.

Signed,
IES


P.S.
Do you know Die Hard?
I like the part with the guy on the roof.
 
Who is insane enough to provide $150 mills for this?? I'm pretty sure the highest grossing video game movie of all time was Lara Croft and it grossed a little over 100 mill because of Jolie. Not only will it suck, it will flop big.

BTW, Mortal Kombat was the best fighting game based movie ever.
 
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