The IRL SPECIAL Stats Thread

[Traplord209]

This has probably been done before but I felt like it would be fun. Something my friends and I always used to do as a kid was talked about our special stats in real life.

Rules: Your SPECIAL stats have to add up to 40. If you feel like you need more points to reach your stats, you're implying you're cooler/more naturally gifted than the Vault Dweller/Chosen One/Courier (Spoiler: you're not). If you feel like you deserve less points, cheer up and find something good to say about yourself.

Strength: Physical Strength only! 1= quadriplegic, 10= Hercules

Perception: A combination of eyesight, pattern recognition, reaction time, Ability to notice details. 1= Literal blind person, 10= Championship shooter, Fighting game god, Baseball hitter, etc.

Endurance: Physical toughness, resistance to diseases. 1= Terminally Ill, 10= Completely invincible (if you fight regularly in the UFC I guess you can put 10 endurance)

Charisma: General social skills, sex appeal to the opposite sex. 1= Complete misantrhope/incel, 10= Supermodel/World wide famous person

Intelligence: All kinds of smarts, street smarts, book smarts, etc. 1= literally braindead, 10= Stephen Hawking Genius tier

Agility: Shit like gymnastics, sleight of hand, flexibility, etc. 1= Morbidly Obese, 10= Simone Biles/Tony Hawk/other famous athlete god tier agility

Luck: Self explanatory, but generally how good in life you have it due to things outside of your own control. 1= born jewish in germany in 1939, 10= Royalty

I'll start.
Strength: 5 - I'm pretty strong for a short person but because I'm short my strength is fairly average.
Perception: 3 - I'm legally blind, but with glasses I'm not bad at the other requirements, and i'm a decent shot
Endurance: 6 - Survived being shot by a 22LR so i'm putting 6 for endurance instead of 5
Charisma: 7 - I tend to get along with everyone and I have a gf so I think I deserve 7 charisma.
Intelligence: 7 - Just sort of a feeling I get, it's probably an ego thing, I don't have any proof that I'm smart besides the people I know telling me it's the case.
Agility: 6 - I can do a backflip Can't touch my toes tho. I think it has something to do with the fact that i stand on them when i walk around.
Luck: 6 - Born in the United States, born male, have an easy job

 

[Post-War Tribal]

Strength: 6. Maybe it shud be higher? *shrug*

Perception: 8. My senses is extra sensitive like I can hear if a spider walks across the floor. I also have a great vision for long distances.

Endurance: 10. I've only had a fever twice.

Charisma: 10. I've often been told that it's one of my defining traits.

Intelligence: 5? Ppl would disagree but it's cus they're dumb.

Agility: 5 - I can touch my toes standing up and I'm 6'1/1,85cm.

Luck: -10. I've had PTSD since age 3 - 4. So many missed opportunities. And much more..

 

[william dempsey]

Strength: 5 Social Security(SS) asked can you carry 2.5K the weight of bag of potatoes. I said I don't like potatoes.

Perception: 9 SS asked: Have you done paid or unpaid work this week. I said switch off the tape recorder and I may answer.I don't miss much.

Endurance : 4 Once worked 30hrs in 1 shift. Worked 24/7 at least 10 per day. Now born again lazy bastard. Bone idle

Charisma :7 Wise cracking semi depressive. On the up I've been told 100's of times I am entertaining.Women love a sense of Hummus.

Intelligence : 8 Not a stupid as I think I am. Street, savvy, I do less reading than I have done, but have read Franz Kafka ;p

Agility : 7 Touch toes easily. Vault a nearby wall as a shortcut going for ciggies ( cough cough ) Played amateur football.

Luck : 0 I ran out of points to allocate. Just my fucking luck.